The meaning of life.....IS CHEESE!! D:

Ok, so I was in need of a change. o.o But! To keep people from being all pissy 'cause I took the funny siggy off, I'm putting it in a juarnal.

Matsuri's "Naruto words of wisdom"---

#1: Kimimaro may have a constent boner, but Sasori has a permanent woody.

#2: Tobi IS a good boy - All night long.

#3: DONOT PUT CHAKRA IN THE MICROWAVE! o.o Tin foil is no comparison.

#4. The proof that Sasuke prefers the bottom is in his name. SasUKE.

#5. Don't poke Tsunade's boobs. They'll deflate and poison gass will come out, killing you instantly.

#6. Konan is the only woman in the Akatsuki which proves she has more balls then all of them.

#7. Shukaku's voice is that high because the jar he was traped in was also filled with helium.

#8. Orochimaru gets high off of fairy dust everynight. ((Neverland, you morons))

#9. Kyuubi is really a woman~! D:

#10. If Deidara ask you "Uhn, yeah, hmm?" just say no. o.o"""

And now for something completely different. v.v